Everybody knows that people don't have sex during the hours of 7-9 pm on Wednesdays and Sundays so kudos to you BYU for forcing those standards high! It's not like we came to this school because we have values...
My Life is BYU
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Class, daycare - what's the difference?
Today my chem lecture was just interrupted by someone making a strange noise. I turn around and lo and behold it was a two year old child.
My Life is BYU
My Life is BYU
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Stuff Mormons Like
1. Jimmer.
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cuz evrybudy's gettin' Jimmer'd up in here!
2. Unnecessarily giving.
aka C2G...
3. Being a "hipster" and avidly denying it.
Just because everything I own is from Anthropologie, I mean the D.I., doesn't make me a hipster!
4. Scrapbooking.
How else do you keep your 13 children straight?
5. Edited rated R movies.
It's okay because it's still bad @$$...right?
6. Marriage.
My ovaries are getting dusty...I'm already 20!
7. Minivans...FULL of children.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby, after baby, after baby, after baby, after baby...
8. Having an insane number of children.
Only six....teen? Have you seen a doctor?
9. Rebellion.
That's my sixth Dr. Pepper this month! Holy Jimmer, I'm B.A.!
10. Justifying harmless actions.
Baking on Sunday isn't working, right?
11. Pretend cussing.
What the Jimmer do you think you're doing?!
12. Roadtrips.
What do you mean we left Camrynne in Disneyland?
13. Bad baby names.
Honey, what do you think about Asheleighee for a girl and Skyluhr for a boy?
14. Secretly being friends with gay people.
Don't worry, he just really likes purple!
15. Crying.
OMJimmer, I can't believe what great roommates I have *sob* and the opportunity *sob* I have to attend the Lord's University...
16. Super edgy musicals....like Oklahoma!
Take that Coke machine prop off the stage!!
17. Super modest costumes.
I'm a slutty nurse...ignore the full-body ModBod suit underneath.
18. Blonde hair.
If it's not platinum, you're not trying hard enough!
19. Tie-dye.
Sorry, hippie status isn't available. Nice FHE idea though!
20. Sex. JK...but really.
What happens in Vegas stays in....Oh Jimmer, or should I say Brandon.
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband cuz evrybudy's gettin' Jimmer'd up in here!
2. Unnecessarily giving.
aka C2G...
3. Being a "hipster" and avidly denying it.
Just because everything I own is from Anthropologie, I mean the D.I., doesn't make me a hipster!
4. Scrapbooking.
How else do you keep your 13 children straight?
5. Edited rated R movies.
It's okay because it's still bad @$$...right?
6. Marriage.
My ovaries are getting dusty...I'm already 20!
7. Minivans...FULL of children.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby, after baby, after baby, after baby, after baby...
8. Having an insane number of children.
Only six....teen? Have you seen a doctor?
9. Rebellion.
That's my sixth Dr. Pepper this month! Holy Jimmer, I'm B.A.!
10. Justifying harmless actions.
Baking on Sunday isn't working, right?
11. Pretend cussing.
What the Jimmer do you think you're doing?!
12. Roadtrips.
What do you mean we left Camrynne in Disneyland?
13. Bad baby names.
Honey, what do you think about Asheleighee for a girl and Skyluhr for a boy?
14. Secretly being friends with gay people.
Don't worry, he just really likes purple!
15. Crying.
OMJimmer, I can't believe what great roommates I have *sob* and the opportunity *sob* I have to attend the Lord's University...
16. Super edgy musicals....like Oklahoma!
Take that Coke machine prop off the stage!!
17. Super modest costumes.
I'm a slutty nurse...ignore the full-body ModBod suit underneath.
18. Blonde hair.
If it's not platinum, you're not trying hard enough!
19. Tie-dye.
Sorry, hippie status isn't available. Nice FHE idea though!
20. Sex. JK...but really.
What happens in Vegas stays in....Oh Jimmer, or should I say Brandon.
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